Vacation!!!!!!!!

So I am officially on vacation!!!!! So happy, it's been a stressful year so far and we aren't even half way through. At one point for a week me and the Teacher, Armida were the only people who came to work. All our staff was out sick at the same time. All our kids were dropping like flies and it was drama drama drama. But now we have a week off and I am thrilled. Rob (mail order boyfriend) finally got his guard card and can apply for a job after waiting almost a month for his prints to clear, thanks to 3 fer low Fridays the company has to have delaying it's arrival. And I finally had a good hair day (See picture above) I felt the need to document my good hair day since they seem to be getting fewer and far between. So the teacher I work with, Armida is taking this week off to take her daughter to Disneyland. I volunteered to bird sit her conure while she was away. It's name is Jelly bean and we have no clue if it's a boy or a girl. I tried several tests to figure it out. I held up a remote control and a cute shoe to see which one it liked better. I held up a picture of Johnny depp and a picture of a scantly clad lady from my bra catalog to see which it would move towards and then I tried holding up a d.v.d of a jackie chan movie and steel magnolias to see if there was a preference. But it didn't move either way so all tests proved inconclusive. I can only deduce that the bird is asexual (doesn't prefer either sex, like the singer morrissey) or it likes torturing me. However it's loud and messy leading me to believe that maybe just maybe, I don't ever want children. I like kids, I just like it when they go home to their own homes. Anyway Jelly Bean is pretty cool, It lets us sleep in late and doesn't squawk unless we leave or come home and it doesn't last too long. He likes to sit on our shoulders or my head while we play scrabble and LOVES to poop on my floor. It loves company which s great since mom has volunteered to have thanksgiving at my house and include Natalia's family. That will be nine people, not including nauhel's baby mama and the infant. seriously that's a lot of people. I have no idea why mom would think this is a good idea. To make matters even worse, I put Natalia in charge of my house warming party. So this Saturday I will have about 20 people in my house. I don't do well with planning a social event, I tend to avoid crowds and hate having people over because I hate having to clean up, but after a few glasses of wine, we had a guest list made. the guest list included the words toga toga toga, so I'm not sure if that's the theme (I hope not cuz we invited my parents) anyway we will see what happens. You know I will post pictures! Love you guys!