Missing you !!!!!

I had a good time Saturday with the Cuzins! even though we didn't get to hang out much I had a blast. I wish I could have come with you guys on Sunday, But every one was busy, Thats what i get for asking at the last min. LOL. I love you guys and can't wait to see you all again! My Family is so pretty!!!!!!!!Thanks again for the visit!!!!

Excited!

Get to see the Mills Family tomorrow! looking forward to a nice early dinner and some chat time! Can't wait to get some cuzin hugz!!!!!! We are having awsome weather so it should be fun!!!

My kidz.:)

Everyone seems to get to post pictures of their extreemly adorable children on their blogs. I only seem to get to post pictures of my many vict.....dates or my friends and I having a bunch of crazy fun. Yeah I know, it's fun to see, but I kinda feel left out of the whole kid thing (not that I want one please don't send me any) I mean I do want one, just already potty trained and old enough to live in another state. Don't get me wrong, I love kids, or I wouldn't teach, but I do happen to enjoy the fact that I put them on a bus and send them away after 6 hours. It's nice. Anyway so i took pictures of my Kidz to share. Enjoy or be repulsed which ever.:)

This is Bella she is about 7 years old. She is in the second grade and enjoys burring herself in the sand, eating crickets and baby mice and pooping in human's hands.

This is Sydney he is bella's clutch mate so he is her brother. He is the same age and same grade, He enjoys playing dead to freek me out, eating salad and wax worms, posing infront of a mirrior and puffing up, bobbing his head and sitting on your sholder. He also loves to bask in his heat lamp and sleep in odd positions.
Sydney about to enjoy his dinner of baby mouse. yes it's alive. It's free discovery channel.

S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y NIGHT!

Decided on a girls night out with my co-workers. Saturday at the MoJo lounge. I had never been there although have heard a lot about it. It's actuually local. I tend to stay away from local hot spots, the chances of running into an ex that I ticked off, stole something from and or threw something at are far greater the closer I stay to the house. However I took the chance and didn't regret it. Karen actually came out cuz she was Ashley free this weekend, so that was fun. I picked her up and we met our co-workers who were already at the bar. They had a live band and the lead singer looked like jerry garcia and his band members looked like they were from zz top, so that was interesting. I gotta be honest, I think I'm getting old cuz I really just wanted them to turn the music down a bit. We couldn't even talk it was so loud. But People were dancing and it was a good band, they played old green day so that was a plus. The crowd was older and so pickins were pretty slim for men, but I wasn't man hunting for a change. All my friends are hot, I have blogged about this before, but it's still a source of annoyance to me sometimes. I don't need to be center of attention but a girl likes to be asked to dance once in a while, even if I turn them down cuz I can't dance. All the girls got asked to dance but me. Even the married girls. LOL. I wasn't exactly crushed, but I wasn't thrilled. I liked seeing Karen actually get to dance so that was fun. I was pretty bummed when all the girls ended up getting roses from guys and guys asking for their numbers and I left empty handed. I felt like an ugly duckling to be truthful. When the bar closed and we were walking to my car, cuz I had a few girls to drive home Karen was walking behind me cracking up and pointing to my butt. I freeked out thinking I sat in something, but Karen said "I know why you didnt get asked to dance now." and I looked behind me and saw that my folding blade had come unfolded and worked it's way through my back pocket slicing a hole big enough to show my knife through so in essance I had a five inch blade jutting out of my hind quarters. Karen also added that since I put my key chain in my back pocket that it dangled out as well and my mace was clearly in sight as was the key chain lanyard that said bad boys jail bonds. Apparently all my concealed wepons wernt so consealed. I was a walking time bomb waiting to shank and mace the first man to try to talk to me. I thought it was odd that when we entered the bar that the bouncer asked for my i.d. when the door guy had already checked it. I always use my millitary i.d. because if I loose it I can still drive so I don't care but I can't loose my d.l. The bouncer checked my millitary i.d. and said "well that explains why your armed." and ushered me in. when he said I was armed I figured he was refering to my tattoos or even the fact that Karen and angela were with me like an army or something. I had no idea that I was walking around with my arsonal of wepons on display. I might as well have hung a live gernade from my necklace. Nice.

So after I drove a few of the girls home, Karen and Angela and I decided we needed to eat at WHERE? say it with me DENNYS! The best part about having hot friend is you get seated right away. We ended up in a booth behind a couple who was having one heck of a fight. Man the things theese people were saying was awful. It sounded like they were breaking up and totally going to duke it out. Angela and I were ear hustling (ear hustling: ease dropping on a conversation that is clearly headed for jerry springer perportions.) just when the fight was about to turn super bad the girl stood up and since she was behind me I couldn't tell what she was doing and I didn't wanna look back and have to admit that I was aprivy to her public break up. I wanted to save her he embarrasment of eye contact so I stared streightforward at Karen who began to beg me not to hurt anyone ot stab anyone or mace anyone and to keep my cool. Apparently this chick looked prettd peevey and she was staring right at me and Karen didn't want me to mace her cuz she was lookin for a fight. Then this girl squeels and says Alison?! and I look at her and it was my bestfriend from seventh grade Julie Conklin. Julie Conklin and the biggest fakest pair of hooters I had ever seen in my life! Her knockers were falling out of her flimsy tank top. She was asking a lot of that tiny tank top, it was begging to snap so it could end its painful and stressful exsistance. My jaw dropped and I relly tried to look her in the eye, but I was scared to take my eyes off her chest incase a rouge boob was to pop out and blacken my eyes! I looked at Karen who was concealing a smile behind a paper napkin. Angela had more class, she turned her head away at the potential desplay of man made mameries. But she was holding her laughter so hard she was silently crying. Now Lets be honest here, I do NOT suffer from boob envy. I never have. I have been saddled with a heafty set of my own. granted they arnt in the place they should be anymore, but I have never relly thought about them much cuz they are more of a burden unless I'm in my man catching gear, then they are mearly bait. Julie of corse decided that insted of leaving her boyfriend crying at Dennys we were gonna catch up. I hadn't seen her in 2 years and that must have been about 8 cup sizes before her augmentation. She apologized for fighing so publicly with her man and then introduced him as the love of her life and then flashed a huge engagement ring at us. "wow" I say. It's 4 a.m. and I am just pooped and thats all I can say is wow. I know I'm shakespere. Anyway she says that she's marrying him cuz he bought her boobs. I nod my head and say "thats a good deal." we talked some more and then they left the boyfriend left too. The rest of out late night dinner was made so much better because we ran into Julie........and her giant plastic cleavage. I wonder how she fits behind a steering wheel was the last words spoken by Karen as I dropped her off. yeah I wonder.

a few weeks in review.......

Okay a week ago saturday I woke up from this really cool dream. I drempt that there was a man delivery place, Like how you can order a pizza and then it shows up in thirty mins. I drempt I called and ordered a cute guy to go out with and this odd noise woke me up and I pulled back my curtins a bit to see what was out side and this is what I saw:

I just assumed I was still dreaming cuz it pretty much looked like a man delivery system to me...However it ended up being p g and e repairing the power outage I didn't even know we had. I was quite let down to find out that it was just a repair guy, and he wasn't cute at all, and I had to re-set all my clocks. what a drag. So i went down stairs to make coffee. Then I hear some meowing. I look in the back yard and there is no kittahs to be found. This meowing is getting louder and more persistant and I go out into the back yard, not a single fur ball in sight. I follow the sound to my front door, and it's super loud there, so I open the door to find this:

And two proud Kittahs licking their paws waiting for my approval. They were nice enough to place the carcus of the blue jay infront of my door but not upon my welcome mat, which I thought was quite considerate. Now as gothy and creepy as I am...and lets face it I'm pretty odd I know that, i wear mostly black, my nails are usually black, I listen to dark creepy music and my movie collection has more tim burton then most normal people would own, but I do draw the line on roadkill gifts from my feline pals. I have never had such a "gift" givin to me before. I never really had cats, cuz I don't like em, but here I am in the awkward position of opening a thoughtful gift and being totally grossed out. Kinda like when you get the fruit cake at x-mas type deal. I don't wanna seem ungreatful and I don't wanna hurt the kittah's feelings, but Blue jay isn't quite the other white meat. I did my part, I said nice things like wow, what a great job you mighty hunters! And Yummy! lice infested wild life my favorite! I even patted them on their little murderus heads and gave em a cookie then I went inside and left the dead bird for the creepy kittahs to fight over. And I quoth the blue jay.....Never more. *dry heave*

Later that day after I shook off the bird murder, I went out with The usual suspects. Rigo was d.j ing at the Ruby room again so we all piled in my car. I needed to be cheered up, I was a little down about the whole Nate thing still, the dead bird didn't help so we decided we needed a night out. Not too much happened. My Stalker showed up, thats always fun considering I actually find my stalker charming and quite friendly, just a little obsessive and bi polor at times.

My stalker Shawn and I at ruby room. He's a nice enough guy but givin my cougar status as well as how it never works out, I'm not willing to give this 23 year old a chance. He calls me and texts me 50 times a day and it's annoying.

Karen decided that Ashley needed a 1/2 birthday party...oh yes I'm serious. See I kind of understand the concept. Ashley's birthday is in September as is mine, so I understand that in essence it's a crappy month to have your b-day in simply because you just started school and don't know enough kids yet to invite to your party. You just know who you knew from the year before, and some kids moved away during the summer, or they arn't placed in your class so you drift apart. Or you have had all summer off and haven't seen them in a few months and re-connecting is hard. so karen figured that March would be a good month to try to have ashley's party in since the party in september we had for her was a bust. Only one kid showed up to the september party and he didn't count cuz it was her cuzin and had to be there and he was a boy....and has cooties...according to ashley and me quite frankly her cuzin is seriously not fun at all. So this party was much better, she knew a ton of kids from church and school and Karen rented a ballroom in a former bar (now it's run by a.a. members and only serves ice cream and sodas) and she had a great time. Lots of kids came and it's was nice to see her happy insted of upset that no one came to her party:

Ashley in the pink and her friend/enemy Alexis in the white. They are so much alike they can't stand eachother, but no one wants to play with them cuz they are both rotten together.

Tonight I went to see a movie with my friends Kat and manual. we saw a haunting in conn. It was okay. the virsion on the discovery channel was better. Plus the popcorn gave me bubble guts so my tummy hurt. I haven't dated much since Nate, I haven't felt like it. The algerian guys is calling me again and wanting to go out, but our sceduals never seem to work out. I have been talking to another guy, but he lives in V.a. and does have plans to move here, but I'm not holding my breath. So far he's an awsome friend and thats fine with me. I'm feeling the need for a man vacation this week. Just to catch up on my netflix and hang out with pals insted of guys. Spring break is comming up and I wanna plan a trip with Karen to monterey. Disneyland is too expensive for us. LOL

I'll admit it, I'm lazy

Okay so, I have pics to post and a few stories to tell, but I'll admit it, I have been lazy. Work has been kinda crazy and I'm pretty tired. Although I'm finding it hard to fall asleep cuz I'm so high strung lately, so in essance when I get home, I'm pooped. I'll get it together soon I hope and have something amusing for you guys I'm sure. till then, I'll try to remember all the good stuff and blog about it. Love ya!