calender pics are in.

okay, I'll be honest, I'm way too lazy to scan them and post them so I just took a picture of the pictures and then posted them here. LOL But they are in and I promised I would post them even though I'm not thinking I like them at all . Voting ends August 30th and I know I have only 4 votes so far, so I doubt I will make the calender and thats fine with me. There is always next year and I plan to do this yearly if the salon keeps it up. anything for chi chi cancer! Hope you guys like them better than I do.

this one is mom's faviorite.

this one is dad's favorite.
And this is the one that made me want to vomit the least. LOL seriously they wernt what I was expecting. LOL

condo pic cont....

my computer froze so I had to publish the last blog before I was finished, I honestly think the laptop was rejecting the horrid paint colours in the pictures I was posting, so I'll just continue:

Another view of the ear wax yellow living room. The blinds in here are new, so that's cool.And now we go up the stairs as does the earwax yellow paint. That's Rigo at the top trying not to vomit from the paint colours.and the view from the stairs, that I'm sure I'll fall down many times. Thinking of taking the closet door off at the bottom and stuffing a twin sized mattress at the bottom to cushion my falls.The upstairs bathroom, why yes, there are TWO medicine cabinets, why? have no idea, unless one was for prescriptions and one must of held the crack that they were on whilst choosing the paint colours for this condo.

Upstairs bathroom wall paper. ickthe shower, seriously a soap dispenser? was this a hotel?The lizards room and office, look! a normal color, white! it's the sunniest room so the lizards get it.The Guestroom is also white, so glad they ran out of paint by this time.another view of the guestroom, it gets more shade because of the giant tree outside the window.The master bedroom: ox blood red again, must have been a special on that colour. this is the condo I found a 9 mil shell casing in the window sill....maybe they had to cover up a crime and paint the room this colour. LOLmaster bedroom still, the camera rejected the ox blood walls and tried to defend it's self buy deflecting the light from the window into the high gloss paint. regardless, this is the condo I found the 9 mil bullet casing in the window sill, makes me wonder if the HAD to paint the walls this colour to cover up a grisly crime scene.the building inspector and his ladder, and the heater that has something wrong with it. oh and the ear wax yellow hallway.

well that's all I have for you, hopefully when we get the keys in September we will have re-painted and move my things in and taken the after pictures. Too bad the bank took so long to sign the papers. I'll be at work while mom and dad and rigo have to do most of the work. So I can't help much. But I think mom wants it that way so she gets to pick ALL the colours. sigh. Love you guys!

Condo pictures

So today we had to meet at the condo for the pest inspector and the home inspector. Natalia and Rodrigo came as well since Rigo and Nahuel will be doing the contract work, painting and repairs to the condo. The inspectors took two hours to poke around and ceaser was there to help us sign more flipping papers while Rigo measured the house and scribbled on his pad of paper. Mom spent most the time trying to find a paint sample that "picked up the peachy orange in the granite counter top." I gave up on trying to get paint colours that I actually like, since I was shot down on every single color I even touched. I figure when it's all done, I'll just cover the walls with sailor moon and vampire posters. Honestly the paint that mom picks can't be worse than what is currently on the walls. Dare say it's epically repulsive. Really I'm serious, I don't know what picked the colours, but they really screwed up. So here in all it's butt ugly glory are the before pictures of the condo, The after pictures will have to be after we get the keys in September.

The very small purple downstairs bathroom with a cracked sink.

oh yes, what says "come cook in me!" like ox blood red walls? did you notice the fake brick behind the giant fridge and the missing stove...yeaaahhhhhhh

The laundry spot with invisible washer and dryer! it's also not vented for one, go figure, like the door that fell off...yeah me too. LOL. Please not the ox blood red walls are slowly merging into exorcism vomit green.Ahhh the diningroom, here we have the exorcism vomit green walls PLUS my favorite thing in the world, vertical blinds, also not the hole in the wall near the floor for a/c unit that is no longer there. This room's only saving grace: pergo floors! I am hopeing to match this flooring and bring it into the whole downstairs and turning the a/c hole into a doggie door for the dog I am hell bent on getting.The livingroom, note the exorcism green has gracefully blended in with an army green hue on the right, which merged into an ear wax yellow that totally complaments the grey stained carpet.

condo update and more cell phone drama.

So a few blogs ago, I wrote about the drama revolving around my cell phone. I ended up with the less demonic white rumor and was quit happy. Sadly it too has met it's demise via my toilet. Honestly it's so annoying, this will be literaly the 5th phone that I have dropped in a camode. I tend to carry them in my back pocket because trying to find a cell phone in my dark Bermuda triangle of a purse is frustrating to say the least. so after I pee I yank my pants up and plop! into a lovely urine filled toilet. But this time it was different. I simply had too much crap in my hands. If you happen to have a split level house you know what I mean. It's like stuff that gos up stairs sometimes works its way down stairs and you have to haul it back up at the end of the day when your about to retire. so My hands were full of stuff and I put it on the back of the toilet and like in the movies watched in in slow motion slip off the back of the crapper and plunk, into the bowl. Luckily it was not urine filled for a change, what a treat that was, fishing it out of a clean toilet. *rolls eyes* I start crying, I mean the frickin' plastic wasn't even off the stupid phone yet! Called my by house phone and got told how I shouldn't bring my phone around water....(thanks mom) that was full of sarcasm ya know. So all the money I have stock piled to hold me over for summer has to be dipped into to buy yet ANOTHER cell phone. I suck. So this morning I take wet cell phone to store, trade for a lotus cell phone (i always wanted that one anyway) and crossed my fingers that they could transfer the numbers because I don't memorize any numbers. I got really lucky, it worked and after that the rumor finally never turned back on....it held out just long enough to give me all my numbers. I would bury it and have a service, but the battery would leak into the ground. It was a good phone, even if I only had it for a week and a few days. *sniff* The new phone is nice and it's purple (that's important for some reason) the buttons are flippin tiny though so texting sometimes seems to be slow. I wonder if they make a cell phone for the full figured gal? hummmm. or water proof phones...
So mom called me today and said that the bank finally signed the papers for the condo. I don't really know what the means, but I think it means it's almost mine or kinda mine. still don't have keys though uuuggghhh. I hate moving. but can't wait to have a washer and dryer. ahhh the little things in life......